Friday, February 11, 2005

ALERT: Differentiated Prose Generator Down

Gentle visitors, we are embarrassed to report that the Differentiated Prose Generator (DPG) is temporarily down. Our technicians are working diligently on this glitch, and we expect to have it up and running again soon, certainly by tomorrow. We apologize for this inconvenience.

In the mean time, we have been able to retrieve the post, below, from the dark corners of the archives of the Poetical Subsystems (PSS), with further apologies to ben Sirach.